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Joke of the Day

"Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments."

"dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance"

"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"Donald Trump was just issued a notice by the IRS Ordering him toupee up."

"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"

"What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef"

"Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games? Because then they'd be two tired"

"What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico? They wash themselves."

"The Earth and the Moon get in an argument The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. """

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."