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Joke of the Day

"Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech? [removed]"

"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"

"I don't agree with all the critics towards priests nowadays. They are actually the only ones who slow down with their car when near a school."

"It's not a ""gay"" wedding or a ""straight wedding"" it's a ""waste of money they could have used for a down payment."""

"Did you know there are 3 rings in a relationship? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring"

"A midget psychic broke out of prison. Now there's a small medium at large."

"Why did the army's craftsman enact a ""Don't Ask, Don't Tell"" Policy? He didn't want any glaze in the military"

"Carp we hit an iceberg! What am I herring? This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me? You're so shellfish Fin"

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck"

"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."