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Joke of the Day

"It's not a ""gay"" wedding or a ""straight wedding"" it's a ""waste of money they could have used for a down payment."""

"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair."

"What do you call a German who doesn't eat meat? A Veget-Aryan"

"There we were, two men against an army... Boy, did we beat the hell out of those two guys."

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? ...neither has he!"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone."

"Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle? too many cheetahs"

"No internet for 11 hours. I've written two novels, lost 15 pounds, and forgotten how to pronnounce ""gif."""

"Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks"

"The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s."