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Joke of the Day

"Did you know there are 3 rings in a relationship? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring"

"If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut."

"I saw a beefle of buffaloes Really!? is a herd of buffaloes called a beefle? Nah, I was just joking..."

"Kanye West agreed to play Santa Claus under the condition that children had to ask him what he wanted for Christmas."

"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."

"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"

"Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral? the obituary read ""Please send donations in luau flowers."""

"Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.? Because Michael Douglas starred in ""Double Jeopardy"" in 1999."

"So a man says to a woman, can I smell your vagina? Horrified, she slaps him and screams ""NO""! He rubs his cheek and says, ""I guess it must be your feet then."""

"How to DoS someone without any tech knowledge Steal all their shirts and shoes"