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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck"
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"U just HAD to be polite & hold the elevator for me. I could have had a nice, quiet ride alone. Instead, I had to be polite & talk about fall"
"My ex-wife still misses me. BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! ...You see it's funny cause marriage is terrible"
"Have you seen the new ticket prices for Alton Towers? Admission now costs an arm and a leg!"
"When I'm happy, I drink and when I drink, I'm happy. Win/win!!"
"I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."
"Why was skrillex banned from the music shop? for dropping the bass too much"
"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"
"I swear some people were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural."