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Joke of the Day

"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"

"Shitty one-liner: Giiirl, you can call me Saturday-Sunday, cuz I'm all you're gonna be doin' this weekend. Is this a thing? It feels like it has to have been a thing and I just forgot where."

"What do you call Albert Einstein giving a handjob? A stroke of genius."

"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"

"My nephew asked, 'How will I know when I'm an adult?' and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'"

"What is the most ironic thing a Jew can say? I want to be cremated."

"Hear the one about the AA meeting in West Virginia? They all had the same last name..."

"What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason."

"My daughter forgot to bring her lunch to school today. It was delicious."

"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""