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Joke of the Day

"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""

"Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor"

"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"I wouldn't mind all the penis enlargement emails if they weren't coming from my wife."

"What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house."

"*looks at you in batman voice*"

"Who is a golfers favorite singer? ...birdy :P"

"What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack? Jail-O"

"What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky"

"When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous."