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Joke of the Day

"Hear the one about the AA meeting in West Virginia? They all had the same last name..."

"How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day? None"

"Subway is releasing a new Jared inspired sandwich to promote healthy eating in the jail! It's called the Hot Dick Sandwich and only comes in 9 inches."

"What's the easiest way to get off an elephant? I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!"

"""What would be your main strength?"" Well, I can communicate with animals... ""Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?"" They can't understand me."

"You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast."

"What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am? Around 3000 people"

"Why don't Mexicans take drivers Ed and sex Ed on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break."

"One-Liner: Jobs growth in the United States is now down to just hair and fingernails."

"Just be yourself. All the good personalities are taken."