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Joke of the Day
"My daughter forgot to bring her lunch to school today. It was delicious."
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"Tourette's convention rally What do we want?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!"
"If there's someone in the aisle of something I need at the grocery store I don't need it anymore."
"Me : It's over & nothing you say will make me change my mind Him : 'I just ordered a large thin crust' Me : Be there in 10 min"
"Did you hear about the guy that fell in love with his bag? Turns out he's bi-satchel"
"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"
"What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction? You rub them the wrong way"
"Two parrots sat on a perch one turns to the other and asks, 'Can you smell fish?'"
"Hitler is walking in an extermination camp with the camp manager.. ""Why is there such a sweet smell in the air?"" Hitler asked. ""Today we're burning the diabetic"" answered the manager. Edit: Spelling."
"There was a blackout in our neighborhood The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"