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Joke of the Day

"Father: Son at your age Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad at your age he had become the Prime Minister of England."

"You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal."

"Boy to Friend: I'm sorry I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework."

"Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday."

"I remember my first internet boyfriend. I was 13, he was 55. <3"

"""Sushi"" is Japanese for ""take a picture of this, white girls."""

"Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"When you ask her ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" And she answers ""No, who wrote it?"" .... Keep moving."

"How do computers measure pain? Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)"

"Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person A: Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person B: I don't know, do you?"