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Joke of the Day

"When you ask her ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" And she answers ""No, who wrote it?"" .... Keep moving."

"What's big grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !"

"what's the difference of Batman and a black-man? batman can go to shop without robin."

"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get-a-long-little-doggy"

"I want to start a Precedents Day, but it's tough because there's never been one before."

"What do you call a Mexican that loses a car? Carlos."

"Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money."

"Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus? So he'd use natural logs!"

"I found a dead mouse in my mother's basement. Honestly, I hate being a gynaecologist sometimes."

"if the waitress at this brunch doesn't give me the Mother's Day special then I shaved my legs and stole this baby for nothing"