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Joke of the Day

"You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal."

"[god creating ants] Anteater: finally"

"I haven't used algebra in 3x-q years"

"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""

"Me:Siri, why don't I have any friends? Siri:*shows me my Google search history* M:Good call."

"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."

"If you get a divorce in Arkansas... ... is she still your sister?"

"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"

"Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat? There were several hundred casual tees."

"What is the computer's favorite food? Microchips."