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Joke of the Day

"You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal."

"*Attempts to give a Homeless guy change* Him: Thanks. You never know, one day my situation might be you. Me: Really? *holds on to change*"

"Where do Star Wars rebel officers eat? The Admiral Snackbar."

"The other day i walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's dick. I just find it weird why it wasn't cremated with the rest of him."

"I have two vices; smoking and masturbation. I'm a twenty a day man, and I smoke like a chimney."

"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"

"What is it called when weather in Central America breaks the news? A topical climate."

"Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel."

"TIFU by getting fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."

"Tip for new parents: The less you feed 'em, the less they poop."