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Joke of the Day
"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"
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"pilot: [via intercom] if you dont shut up back there i will stop this plane co-pilot: [quieter] wont it fall out the sky pilot: not now gary"
"My buddy told me this one: ""People think I'm ugly until they see my bank account"" ""Then they think I'm ugly and poor."""
"Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand."
"A knight walks into a bar The barman says ""Why the long mace?"""
"They say you are what you eat... I guess that makes me human"
"YOLO doesn't work for cats."
"What's got four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a preschool."
"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."
"Biden: We need theme music when we walk into a room Obama: Joe be professional Biden: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER- #BidenMemes"