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Joke of the Day

"You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."

"[mocking jay part 2] jay: come on guys please stop"

"Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !"

"*Approaches a guy reading ""Catch Me If You Can""* I love that book. The way he just *clenches fist* catches all those freakin' cans."

"Bjerg is so fly That he's sren"

"A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?! what do you want 30 pence for?'"

"What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness? Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top."

"Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common? Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead."

"They used to laugh whenever I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"

"How much energy did Hitler use during his reign? 6 million killajews"