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Joke of the Day

"During sex, my wife always wants to talk to me? Just the other night she called me from some hotel."

"Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are"

"Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE? Neighbour: Get out of my house! Me: You're not even guessing."

"Ain't therapy great? He yawns, but doesn't seem bored, If you think of his bill, you are poor, If you're feeling blue, and want to get screwed, ""The Rapist"" -it's there on his door."

"What do you call an ant sized villain? The *ant*agonist."

"What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? Hang at home."

"My wife took me to the best 3D movie I had ever seen last night. Half way through it I realized: we were at a play."

"Baby oil If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"

"What do you call an underwater masochist? A submarine!"

"Hot Pringles in your area want you to jam your whole fist in their cans."