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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry it's just a bug that's going around !doc"

"I once told a joke so corny... That it was sold at the farmers' market"

"This part of the joke is called the setup. This part is not."

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat."

"Deer What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no dick? Still no fucking ides"

"How do you make a good movie better add Adam Sandler"

"There once was a pastor who was in support of gay rights, but refused to preform gay marriage ceremonies. People kept asking him, ""If you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them?"""

"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wrapped wrapped in cellophane.... The psychiatrist says ""well, I can clearly see your nuts"""

"I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns."

"Well, today I realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob, I think I've learned all that is possible for my brain to hold...."