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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry it's just a bug that's going around !doc"

"I don't call it ""laziness."" I call it ""selective participation."""

"""Can I buy you a drink?"" Sure! What's your name? ""Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far"" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool"

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

"How many dead baby's does it take to paint a wall? _"

"Dear movies, We'll never be upset to the point of throwing expensive jewelry at the bottom of the ocean. Never. Sincerely, Women"

"Hockey joke Turnovers are like ex-wives; the more you have, the more they'll cost you."

"hey, whats the definition of a will? come on guys, its a dead giveaway"

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. ..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros."

"Girls are of two types.... Girls are of two types: 1. Boring 2. Interesting Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight; And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!"