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Joke of the Day

"People who come up with these recommended serving sizes might just be the most deluded human beings on the planet."

"How does a jew celebrate Christmas ? He installs a parking meter on the roof"

"I froze some paint today. Now it's just one solid color."

"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his drink before it was cool"

"What do you do to turn off sexy Jenny? ""It may not be long, but it sure is skinny"""

"If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I'd probably start thinking about you."

"What's the strongest color? Super Cyan"

"Why is the bicycle unable to stay up? Because it is two-tired!!!!"

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."