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Joke of the Day

"People who come up with these recommended serving sizes might just be the most deluded human beings on the planet."

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those that can count and those that can't"

"No officer, my car was already upside down when I got here."

"What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke? ""That was very amoosing"""

"If you are making love to music, use live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes."

"How many people live in the lower part of Italy? There are literally Sicilians."

"What do Led Zeppelin and New Orleans have in common ""When the Levi breaks, we have no place to stay"""

"When a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"

"Congratulations /r/Jokes! You are subreddit of the day! Come check it out!"

"What's worse than finding your dad murdered? The cop at the crime scene saying ""I'm so sorry son"""