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Joke of the Day

"This part of the joke is called the setup. This part is not."

"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""

"The fact that your guy friends stop being funny after getting a girlfriend is proof enough that women are soul sucking banshees."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? One. But only if the light bulb wants to change."

"Did you all see the shots fired at the Democratic debate just now!!???? Hillary really took aim at Bernie over gun control."

"I've never been a fan of phone sex... ... mostly because they're made out of really hard plastic."

"I was thinking of buying the black iPad mini.. Apparently, it runs faster."

"No, you can't sit there I'm saving that seat in case someone hotter than you comes along."

"I once tried to write a book about my thoughts But there's only so much you can put in a suicide note."

"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."