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Joke of the Day

"Deer What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no dick? Still no fucking ides"

"How can you tell if a package is gay? It cums in the male"

"What gets bigger every time I see my wife? My wife."

"What is a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans."

"It's now politically correct to award kids trophies for last place. On a related note, 'trophy wife' has become rather ambiguous."

"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are in sects!"

"Two cameras walk into a bar... One says to the other, ""I don't expose you want to buy me a drink? The other says, ""That would be a negative."""

"I'm currently standing in the 12 items or less line, holding 16 items, freaking the fuck out."

"Family cookouts are spent telling me to ""stop...don't say that"""

"Ask someone how they're doing & they'll say fine. Share with them a random health issue & wait for the 20 min dissertation on their ailment."