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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a good movie better add Adam Sandler"

"Roses are red, violets are blue Enjoy the cancer I just gave to you"

"What do you call someone who cleans vacuums? A vacuum cleaner."

"I snort bits of pork when I'm hungry. I call them hamboogers."

"So we need to go over your drug history... Let me stop you there. It's gonna be quicker if I just tell you the ones's I haven't done."

"6:There's a monster under my bed Me:That's silly! There's no such thi..OH GOD IT'S EATING MY ARM 6:SCREAMS ME:KIDDING it only eats kids"

"Hello. I am Public Restroom. Would you like some toilet paper that melts in the palm of your hand? Here, have some empty soap, my child."

"Niagara Falls A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I'll bet you don't have anything like this in Texas. The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it."

"What kind of bees give milk? Boobies."

"I met an atheist that worked for a charity She said it was a non-prophet organization."