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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor? Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children"

"What do you call a nose that can see into the future? Nostrildamus"

"Spike Milligan: ""All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."""

"My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"

"Just seen Michael J Fox at the local Garden centre Well pretty sure it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias."

"Why did Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson have to change his diet? Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!"

"Every single cat would kill you if it was big enough. Think about THAT when you are deciding between name brand cat food and the generic."

"BREAKING: Millions of young white girls scream themselves unconscious as the new iPhone color is revealed to be Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"My city has been putting in tons of toll booths. Yesterday I had to pay ten cents before they'd let me pass through an intersection! At least I was able to turn on a dime."

"How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb? [OC] Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite."