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Joke of the Day

"Just seen Michael J Fox at the local Garden centre Well pretty sure it was him, he had his back to the fuchsias."

"What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin."

"Tip for teens: If you're buying booze with a fake ID, the easiest way to seem legitimately older is to wear a wedding ring"

"Reddit is like a friend that you think is really funny at first until you realize that they just repeat the same jokes over and over again."

"What starts with P and ends with orn? ;) Popcorn."

"The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import)"

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it"

"What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like - he can't hear you."

"Dear McDonald's cashier, Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, don't forget the toy b!tch."

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut up the onion."