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Joke of the Day

"Spike Milligan: ""All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."""

"How did the octopus go to the war? Well armed..."

"Why did the banker bee go to prison? Embuzzlement! You're damn right"

"Compromising with your woman doesn't mean you are wrong & she is right. It only signifies that sex is more important than your ego."

"The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also."

"Does French wine really taste like urine? Oui."

"They say you will eat around 23 spiders in your life, but really you can eat as many as you want. Treat yourself, you deserve it."

"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""

"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."

"If We Elect Donald Trump President."