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Joke of the Day

"Why did Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson have to change his diet? Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!"

"How many people died on the Titanic? A boatload."

"The only thing I have to offer men is that I don't ask questions during a movie."

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Stupid Firemen. [x-post /r/Christianity]"

"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."

"Sarcasm is truly the most significant force in the world. Seriously, where would we be without sarcasm?"

"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I just have beer"

"My life is a nightmare since they legalized gay marriage Because I have Iridophobia."

"Thursday is that guy who shows up early for the party, with margarita mix and no booze."

"Snooker is like sex. The pink is more valuable than the brown."