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Joke of the Day

"My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"

"Flight Attendant: ""Here is the extra blanket you asked for."" Me: ""Thanks. Could you jam it into that guy's mouth?"""

"Kim Khardasian and Kanye West named their children North West and Saint West. But to prove I'm a worse parent... I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West"

"Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open? Because when it comes to energy they're conservative."

"Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people."

"I wouldn't say it's easy living with erectile dysfunction. But it's not hard."

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the joke is fully groan."

"Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time."

"If lesbians don't like men, then why do they use dildos? Because scissoring just doesn't cut it."

"What did Moses say to the guy who wanted a boat I Noah guy"