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Joke of the Day

"Onions My friend told me that onions are the only edible plant that can make you cry. I bludgeoned his head with a watermelon."

"Bras come in sizes = AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, OMG, WTF."

"I could win the Nobel Peace Prize and not feel as accomplished as I do when I successfully put together something from Ikea."

"My brother is so dumb. He was complaining about jockeys squeezing his balls. I told him to try boxers. He came back and said, no their hands are too rough."

"When I was young, my mom's sister used to bake me cakes with lots of icing and cream. She was a fond aunt."

"Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone? I thought friendship was magic"

"What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !"

"Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while, I suppose this means Harambe is dead.."

"My girlfriend told me to wash my willy I said no, it was the only way for me to make her gag"

"What does the dot on an Indian woman's forehead signify? Coffee's ready"