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Joke of the Day

"Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while, I suppose this means Harambe is dead.."

"Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did? He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone."

"My friend committed suicide by taking 50 Tylenol. I don't know why he did that. He could have just taken 4 Aleve."

"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"

"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."

"Always trust people who like big butts.... They cannot lie."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday"

"Old school chicken joke Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!"

"Can anyone recommend a good website where people I knew in high school post pics of their meals?"

"""You know why I pulled you over?"" ""Does anyone know why anyone's pulled over?"" ""Wow. You're free to go."" ""Is anyone free?"" ""Oh you're good."""