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Joke of the Day
"Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone? I thought friendship was magic"
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"If Jared Fogle gets any rounder he may go Full Circle."
"When life gives you melons... ...you may be dyslexic."
"[first date] ME: I'm having a great time HER: I'm not ME: *peeking out from my pillow fort* I don't even let my dog in here, Janet"
"*creating garbage cans* God: ""That's where trash goes"" *creating my twitter* God: ""That's where trash comes from"""
"[shipwreck diary] Day 44: Some of the survivors have resorted to drinking their own piss. Nobody wants to drink mine cos it's 'too chunky'."
"I've read all of Charles Dickens's novels except one. I don't have *Great Expectations*."
"What is a small, one story home made of poop called? A dungalow"
"I wanted to tell you a joke about my favourite Michael Jackson album but it's Bad"
"TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice."