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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes things go from bad to worse back to bad then awful, rotten, pure sh1t to pathetic & back to bad which feels ok. Hang in there."

"I caught a mosquito in my hand.. It sucked."

"A crow once made plans to hang out with me, but he never showed up... ... because he got arrested for attempted murder."

"Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is trying to remember what I wanted when calling in my take out order."

"""One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...."" under a moving bus"

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!"

"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"

"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"

"College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any ""Cliff Notes."""

"I would tell you a joke about UDP/IP But you probably wouldn't get it"