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Joke of the Day
"I caught a mosquito in my hand.. It sucked."
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"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh."
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"He paid me $150 for the ""girlfriend experience,"" so I went through his phone then locked myself in the bathroom, sobbing inconsolably."
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"Low self esteem group meeting Please use the back door"
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"My Grandfather is deceased So I guess that makes me 1/4 Deceased?"