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Joke of the Day

"A crow once made plans to hang out with me, but he never showed up... ... because he got arrested for attempted murder."

"1964:""Remember kids,"" a youth basketball coach says, ""there's no ""i"" in team."" ""Not yet,"" whispers 5th grade Steve Jobs, ""... not yet."""

"Bella is the most misunderstood girl in fiction. She games Edward for immortality, starts a vampire war&secures a wolf servant for her baby."

"I was driving down a street with a magician He turned into a driveway"

"Here's a joke just for reddit: How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb? Bacon"

"Poor Caitlyn Jenner. She missed Mothers Day & Fathers Day."

"Just back from that seafood disco. Pulled a mussel!"

"I was gonna tell a sodium joke but... NA"

"In grammar school, most unplanned pregnancies happen early on ...before anyone knows how to use the colon."

"What's the difference between a garden hose and a the male prostate? Well, there is a vas deferens."