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Joke of the Day

"College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any ""Cliff Notes."""

"Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out."

"What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive"

"I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself... Thats a fair trade. - Demetri Martin."

"To: ALL STAFF Subject: FW: RE: RE: FW: FW: FW: RE: RE: FW: RE: RE: FW: FW: How to Effectively Use the E-Mail Subject Line"

"""I'll have a cheeseburger with a large coke,"" The blonde girl requested. ""Excuse me miss, this is a library."" ^^""I'll ^^have ^^a ^^cheeseburger ^^with ^^a ^^large ^^coke,"" she whispered."

"You know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old"

"If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot."

"Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. "

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out."