27125

Joke of the Day

"College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any ""Cliff Notes."""

"Gonna invent a drink called Expresso that's just a cup of bees so people will stop asking for espresso incorrectly."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, Not screaming and on fire like his passengers"

"The difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker... The oyster shucker shucks between fits!"

"What did the hookers hang on the christmas tree? Whore-naments"

"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."

"alright. if everything happens for a reason why did i put a scarecrow in the shower"

"That awkward moment when you realize that the nursery rhyme never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg..."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black. Bitter. And preferably farmed by African slaves"

"Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & said out loud, ""You gotta bring it today!"" SO I'M GONNA BRING IT! *brings lunch to work*"