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"The person you are trying to stalk Is stalking another person.. Please wait"
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"I like my jokes like I like my women fucked up"
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld? Only Juan..."
"10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed... ...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: ""It's no use, this monkey is dead!"""
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give Jesus a fish, and you and your family will eat nothing but that one fish for a lifetime."
"Reason for ER visit: Injured in a masturbatory frenzy Again."
"What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office? ""Close, Bill, but no cigar!"""
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a Goodyear; the others a fucking amazing year."
"A guy died while having sex He came and went"
"What do you call poor pasta? Spaghetto."