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Joke of the Day
"What's green and smells like pig shit? Kermit's finger."
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"Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow."
"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."
"What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A woman that won't do what she's told."
"Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house? because he has gnocchi"
"A redditer clicks on a link.. realizes they are the joke."
"The most significant change brought about in the 2ist century is the decline of photographers and photography studios. They've both been replaced.... By camera phones and bathrooms."
"I've heard that you should always be skeptical... but I have my doubts."
"Why do Seagulls live by the Sea? If they didn't, they'd be Bagulls!"
"Dude the goverment isn't spying on you. You're not interesting *meanwhile in a secret base* ""dont let him say that to you. You're amazing"""