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Joke of the Day
"Procrastination Kid in class: ""Hey, what does procrastination mean?"" Me: ""Ill tell you later"""
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"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"
"*KFC* Me: how tender is the chicken? Employee: [points to chicken crying watching the notebook]"
"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""My fridge used to run every day, but ever since he started smoking marijuana he just lays on the couch."""
"You are from russia, right? I mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight"
"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."
"I asked an Indian if he likes custard He said, ""not in general."""
"My mother is in the hospital... She's a nurse."
"Make a horror film less scary by putting old timey words in the title, i.e. The Thingamabob, Jason Goes To Heck or The Hills Have Peepers."
"What do I do after I die? Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)"