52482

Joke of the Day

"I asked an Indian if he likes custard He said, ""not in general."""

"I got pulled over drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."

"Parties: for those times you're just dying to clean up twice in twelve hours."

"I was rejected at this job interview that I had. Apparently, ""gang rape"" is not a suitable example to prove that you are good at working in teams."

"Most of the things I would kill myself over losing didn't even exist 10 years ago."

"Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali"

"You know pornstar are really violent people... Everything always comes to blows."

"*double-checks the constitution to see if we really have to have a president*"

"Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from ""The Sleeping Disease"""

"Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping."