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Joke of the Day

"We need a weapon that hits something only hard enough to really annoy it, then turns back around & attacks us! -Inventor of the Boomerang."

"I was given some financial good news today. The child I sponsored in Africa has been mauled to death by lions. for more sick jokes visit sickipedia.org."

"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."

"You know why Communist Jokes are funny? Because they are Commie-cal."

"Beernuts and Deernuts What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts? Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!"

"THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU!"

"Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU"

"If you drop your pants for a ""surprise checkup"" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills"

"It really bothers me when the free Internet that I'm leeching off from the cafe across the street is kind of slow."

"If I had a bodyguard, I'm pretty sure he'd just spend most of his time sighing and saying ""Don't eat that..."""