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Joke of the Day

"Was at the dentist the other day, he told me to say ""ahhhh"" I asked him why, he said his dog died - Tommy Cooper"

"Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!"

"When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !"

"This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."

"I see fewer cats on my front page. I've been told that Curiosity killed them."

"Man walks into library & asks if they have any books on bukkake. The librarian replies, ""A lot of people come for that."""

"If breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck then breaking a condom is 18, right?"

"The one knock knock joke I'm sure you've never heard. ...Silence...."

"knock knock. Who's there? Lee Lee who? No, Lee hao."

"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"