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Joke of the Day

"FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with ""iPhone 6 in Stock"" and watch the shenanigans ensue."

"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"""

"Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough."

"TIL something incredibly shocking about Germany's former Chancellor... ...he was **literally** Hitler"

"I woke up this morning to the maid beating on my door So I finally let her out."

"Do you remember the name of the Italian/Vietnamese restaurant we went to? Yeah! It was great, how could I ""Pho-get-abouttit"""

"What do you call oral sex with a fresh corpse? A David Blowie."

"Why are atheists poor? because its a non-prophet organisation."

"Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience."

"15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25"