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Joke of the Day
"Why are atheists poor? because its a non-prophet organisation."
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"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."
"Son! You have been adopted -Really! -Yes. Now gather your shit and get out. Your new parents are here to pick you up."
"If con is the opposite of pro... It must mean congress is the opposite of progress."
"Did you know that Helen Keller lived in a huge mansion? Neither did she"
"I just painted my toenails whore red, then immediately confined them to tight heels so they know what shameful little sluts they are."
"It would be horrible if a Mexican male's name was rita. Hello, Senior Rita."
"A man goes to the doctor and says; Patient: wow, this has to be the smallest doctor's office in the world. Doctor: Get the f*** out of here! I'm taking a shit!"
"Meanwhile, back at the ranch... Grandma's beating off the Indians but they're still coming."
"The bunnies near my house are laying the smallest Easter eggs ever, and frankly they taste awful!"