4132
Joke of the Day
"What did the black Jew say to the non-believers? We Israel.."
Next Joke
"Treat your relationships as you would your teeth, daily attention and they could last a lifetime, too bad the same can't be said for hair."
"Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind"
"Welcome to Condescending Club. Even an idiot would know the 1st rule. If not, you want paaaatronizing club. You know what that is, riiiight?"
"What do you call a computer that farts? A compooter. 8D"
"I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me."
"What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee"
"What do you call a yellow Oreo? An orienteo!"
"What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year? Patty O'Furniture"
"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."