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Joke of the Day
"Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from."
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"When they say ""all expenses paid"" does that include bail?"
"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"
"My grandfather always said, ""Be envied, not envious."" I wish I'd thought of that quote."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!"
"I've been reading the most interesting book on the history of superglue I just can't put it down ......"
"*opens drawer* huh, I don't remember this shirt being pink. OMG...did he...did he do laundry? *slowly opens 2nd drawer* -Law & Order sound"
"Buffalo Snow Not to make light of a deadly situation, but if this storm and flood ends up wiping away Buffalo, my chicken wing collection is going to be worth a fortune."
"*speaking to sandwich* honey, I have good news. you're going to have a baby brother! *starts making another sandwich*"
"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His korea is over!"