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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan."

"What do you call a dead asian? A failure"

"Three guys walk into a bar... And their families are slowly torn apart by alcoholism. (Edit: typo pointed out by grammar Nazi)"

"""Homie don't fleek doe,"" I say to a group of teenagers, hoping it means something."

"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"

"Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up? He was charged with battery."

"Me: Hey, I'm here for the playdate. Her: Where's your son? Me: Oh he didn't want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so.."

"Never date a Theater person... ... wayyy too much Drama..."

"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."

"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z. Wait, shit."