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Joke of the Day
"Don't trust atoms They make up everything."
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"90s Kids won't get this either Smallpox"
"Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot has changed... like my name, phone number, address, etc."
"So my dog's pregnant & she's never been in contact with another dog & I'm having a lot of accusations thrown my way."
"So that's what ""Tiger blood"" means!"
"I kept getting my shin badly grazed by the pedal of my bike when I was was a kid, that was one vicious cycle."
"CRAZY PRANK!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"
"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."
"""Hey what should we call our multi-million dollar juice company?"" ""Juicy Juice"" ""What? Are you sure? Why don't we-"" ""Juicy. Juice."""
"White trash girl How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."