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Joke of the Day

"Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask ""which country?"""

"What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months? A school application."

"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"Why are black people so tall? Their knee grows"

"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."

"*guy looks around to see if anyone is looking* *sees the coast is clear, licks tree* And that's how they found out about maple syrup"

"""Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway? What could go wrong?"" ~My son apparently"

"Enter promo code INTERMINABLE SINCERITY for some free sarcasm."

"Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise."

"A black man went into a bank and asked for a job. ""You're in luck!"" said the manager. $50 thousand a year, and a car!! ""You're joking!"" said the black man. ""Of course I'm joking. But you started it!!"""