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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette ^^^^I ^^^^just ^^^^made ^^^^this ^^^^up ^^^^and ^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^proud"

"Every gift from a child is special. Except for this, pine cone #763. I could really do without that."

"What gas do snails prefer? Shell."

"What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!"

"What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar? Expecto-Patron-On-Ice"

"I'm going to open a frozen pizza shop It's called ""Pizza By the Ice."""

"Im not sexist... Because thats wrong and being wrong is for women"

"My granddad has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from Bristol Zoo."

"What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino? Shot."

"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."