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Joke of the Day
"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"
Next Joke
"I wonder what song The Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make that cute bikini top"
"Tons of guys wave at me when I drive my wife's car."
"Oh so your boyfriend cheated on you? But how is every other man on this planet responsible for it?"
"How do you make a woman have an orgasm? Who cares?"
"How is the retarded basketball player doing? Well, he has his ups and down's."
"I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget."
"Yo momma's so pale... I felt like a snow plow last night."
"My wife and I went to see a realtor. ""Have you guys considered moving houses?"" he asked. I said, ""No, we don't like caravans."""
"Job Interview I was at a job interview and the interviewer asks ""where do you see yourself in 5 years?"" I reply ""sorry, I don't have 2020 vision."""