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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists? An ENTmoot."
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"What's the difference between sex every day, and a tire? One is a good year, the other is a GREAT year"
"Her: OMG you're alive!!! I heard you bought the farm! ME: No no, I bought ""a"" farm. HER: but I told everyone you're dead! ME: That's fine"
"Last night at an Indian diner the server walks up to me and asks ""Curry Ok Sir?"" I said ""Alright, just one song and then you can fuck off""."
"Velcro. What a rip off!"
"What does the snowman call his wife? Snowblower"
"Never sky dived before, but I just zoomed google maps way too fast. Pure adrenaline."
"German vegetarians are real pessimists. They fear nothing but the wurst!"
"Halfway through V for Vendetta... ...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon."
"What do you call a porpoise that acts like a Nazi? Adolfin'"