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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists? An ENTmoot."

"Girl, you can call me RNA II Polymerase ... ...cuz I'm gonna unzip your genes"

"I hate when my friends stand so close to me when pictures are being taken. It's like they don't know I plan on cropping them out later."

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger."

"-So how can we help you today Mr Benson? ""Please. Mr Benson was my father."" -Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?"

"Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub? So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet."

"There's this blind old man Going for walk, he walks into a fish market, takes a deep breath and says good morning ladies..."

"I used that classic Liam Neeson line from Taken the other day: ""I will find you and I will kill you."" My grandkids refuse to play hide and seek with me anymore."

"Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around? Because he was so magmanimous."

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you get when you cross someone with a sex disorder and someone who ruins punchlines?"