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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? *shrug* elephino."

"It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC"

"If I've learned anything from Twitter, it's that you shouldn't be learning on Twitter."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and on their land."

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time."" So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"What's black and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave :)"

"I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%."

"Fact: If you get pulled over, as the cop is walking up to you, place an aluminum foil hat on your head and you disappear from his vision."

"I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there's an 83% chance that my nephew just added ""Mother*ucker"" to his vocabulary."

"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."