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Joke of the Day
"What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."
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"A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs."
"Grim Reaper: You know why I'm here. Me: Heavy drinking? Unhealthy diet? Texting and driving? GR: You should've forwarded that chain email."
"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"
"Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut...It's very confusing to us guys."
"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""
"I try not to tell people I had shoddy dental implants done, but whenever in a conversation, it just comes out."
"Have you heard the news about the courduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."
"Big shoutout to the Red Robin waitress who checked my ID and immediately ruined the moment by saying, ""Wow you're, like, older than my dad!"""